I’m a New Zealand ex-pat who has lived in Washington State and the U.S. Virgin Islands, and who now lives in London with all the other New Zealand ex-pats. I do stuff with computers and find it incredibly entertaining.
Before this, I swam for both New Zealand and Washington State University, holding a New Zealand open record in the 200m breaststroke from 2001 until 2005.
This is me summed up quite well in photograph format:

